Khan of Khans

Your father was killed by the Tatars
and revenge you would have for starters
you killed your own brother
which must have sadden your mother
At 17 you lead your very own army against your foes
this makes me want to lick your toes
conquering the world is hard work
but from it you did not shirk
you became the Khan of Khans
and all over you I want to fawn
together we could rule your empire
for my heart burns with an unquenchable fire
for you and only you make me quake
and wish for a small spank
Oh dearest Ghengis Khan
will you let me bare your spawn?

Little Red Book

He is the one for me
it is plain for all to see
one look from him is all I need
our love can grow from that seed
into a beautiful flower
I love his power
and his little red book
is all it took
for my love to grow
and over flow
my heart has filled
and will not be stilled
for the man of my dreams
Oh, sometimes it seems
that I will burst from this love
through the crowd I shove
for just one glimpse of him
makes my head spin

Oh Mine Pinochet!

I commit myself with gusto
to a man named Augusto
In Chile I will be
If only to see
Your military Junta in action
you really are a distraction
to my heart!
Can I be your Tart?
When you had your little coup
and threw Chile in stew
Suspending the Constitution, dissolving congress, and imposing censorship
Might have been a misstep
But you did not care
and were never fair
How could I not love you for that
Even if we had a spat.
I would hear the blood thrum and strum in my veins
when I see you take the reins
and crush all political activity
and take peoples liberty

Oh, Mine Pinochet
come and spend the day
Being Adored by Me!