A Valentine Poem for Dictators

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
If you are Dictator
I Heart You.

What would Josephine Say

Small in stature you may be
But my heart I will give for all to see
You wanted a world Empire
It fueled my desire
and set my heart on fire
What would Josephine say
If she knew how with you I want to play
On an island in exile
Perhaps my body you will defile.